Lindsay Lohan complex! I think not…

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Okay so I am not going to bash Lindsanity but rather offer my thoughts and opinions on this seemingly like train wreck.  Apparently this is the last magazine cover you will see of Lindsay before she goes to the slammer.  Unfortunately it is all cover because Lindsay never gave the magazine an interview and they went to print anyways obviously because of the sales they will get, and when she does get out of the slammer it kind of carries over another issue for them-perhaps….THE NEW LINDSAY!  yeah right.

On a side note you got to hand it to the american justice system, who for once in this media driven day and age is finally showing some real-reality TV-one of which that does not portray “hooking-up”, sweet sixteen bashes, teenage pregnancies and going to the club as the trendy and fun thing to do.  Finally young people are seeing other young people in front of a judge  going to jail for crimes that they should be going to jail for.  For too long the media has portrayed young people as invincible because they come from wealthy families and can get away it.  The footage of Lindsay is exactly what young people need to be watching and get through their undeveloped brains  that being a celebrity is not all it’s cracked up to be.  Lets hope that since Lindsay hasn’t done much acting lately that her reaction and tears are real and not just a show to the judge.  None the less, it is a chance for Lindsay to get clean and sober and face her demons-one I am going to mention her mother  Dina!

Now Lindsay has modelled and acted since she was three years old and is only 23 as we speak if you read about her life it’s easy to see that she grew up too fast and has had no guidance or management at all.  If  her parents were smart they would get her the heck out of the Los Angeles scene and protect her.  It is obvious her parents live off their children as all of them are in modelling or showbiz and out to make a buck off of them.  It is really disgusting that her parents have no class and have contributed to the downward spiral of Lindsay’s demise.  And I assume that you are all familiar with her parents divorce, the abuse and endless domestic disputes that probably added to Lindsay’s addictions.

Now I know that a lot of other celebrities make fun of her, and you cannot blame them she gives them lots to go on.  But has anyone other than her high profiled attorney come to her defense and suggested that perhaps as a young lady her brain has not fully developed, and doesn’t understand consequences therefore not understanding the meaning of her behaviour?   Lots of drugs and alcohol would also contribute, anyways Lindsay will have a brief amount of time, with no one around her, which maybe Lindsay will find a nice break, in this case it’s really sad that going to jail would be a nice break for her, but its kind of true.  Unfortunately though I just don’t feel like this stint in jail is long enough for her, she will most likely get off on good behaviour within 23 days of the 90.  I am sure the judge would agree she needs the 90 days.

Now one thing I have learned about addiction is that the people who are addicted to whatever usually do not like themselves when they are sober, they get depressed at the very thought of being with them-actual-selves.  This in it self is very interesting because at some point in your life you start out with yourself and then how do you get so far from yourself that you do not even know who you are anymore?  Damn addictive personalities….really there are two ways that people can go and that is down into the ground or up and above living with the demons beneath and always knowing they are there.  For example other celebs that have risen are Robert Downey Junior, his career and talents bounced back.   The hot new actor in Inception Tom hardy, a former alcoholic and crack-head, his career has taken off in a way that I bet he never expected now that he is clean and sober.  So there is hope, but it’s most likely she will fall off the wagon again.

I hope one day that Lindsay can write a book about all the vultures that helped bring her down in Hollywood, because I guarantee that a lot of people had a hand in destroying her.  Hollywood has plenty of vultures and one thing I have learned about Los Angeles is that it will eat you up and spit you out so you better know who you are or you will get lost.

A funny side note and what inspired this article was the fact that my sister and I had the pleasure of seeing her at the Amfar After Party in Cannes, France which was funny because she was supposed be at a DUI hearing on May 20th in California and so a warrant was issued for her arrest and here she was at a party at the Hotel du Cap for one of the biggest aids fundraisers.  She apparently told the judge that her passport was stolen and here she was in the South of France, completely busted and tonnes of witnesses including myself wondering what the hell was she doing here???  I believe that her reps in California posted bail that same night, I mean she has to be a complete moron not to think that someone at the party, umm for instance say the press would leak this little tidbit of info of her whereabouts!  I am sure that her lying to the judge and her absent whereabouts were immediate grounds for going to jail.  None the less she was back in the USA 4 days later for her hearing.  Bad bad girl Lindsay…but thank you for the entertainment!!!!  And did I mention that she looked liked her makeup had been on her face for a month, just black upon smudged black makeup…exactly how the tabloid magazines have portrayed her too.  It is interesting to see how fast she wiped off her face at the hearings because she looked completely different, I am sure her lawyers had guided her to at least esthetically looked cleaned up!

So I guess we will see if this humiliating experience will change her or if she will peril into the depths of destruction again.  All the best to her and getting rid of all the vultures that surround her.

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